We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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