that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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