What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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