When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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