shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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