Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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