Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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