I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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