I wanna bring you to show and tell
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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