I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
the day after is always just damage control
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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