We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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