If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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