he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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