Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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