Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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