It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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