yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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