Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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