i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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