Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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