Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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