You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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