I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Even my vagina gasped.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
