I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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