yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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