I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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