Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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