No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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