can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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