i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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