Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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