Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You took a bar mat shot.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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