First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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