What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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