I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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