i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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