Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just want to make out with him forever
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
