Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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