Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
