I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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