well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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