porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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