Whod you bang
Can Purell be used as lube?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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