Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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