you guys were way drunker than both of me
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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