Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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