make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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