Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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