he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before