okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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