I wish I could punch you in the face.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.