Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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