By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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