You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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