Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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