Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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