the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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