No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.