Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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